The people who live next door to the people who live across the street from us have apparently acquired a cockatoo.
I have never before wanted so badly for something to DIE.
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9 comments:
are you familiar with the term "cockatoo broiler"?
*snort*
Jeremy Sheetz: Finding new and interesting ways to make people laugh.
I don't even know what to say. Not a mean or violent bone in Spencer's body. Now he wants to kill a living creature.
I laughed, I cried, I read the blog again.
I have to laugh. What got me the most was the "*snort*" -- just imagining Spencer snorting was enough to send me into convulsions of laughter. :D
Perhaps you should stuff asparagus up its nose.
Or call it fat. Cockatoos are SOO self-conscious.
Now now, Creativity, he didn't say he wanted to kill the bird, just that he wanted it to die.
That's Allison, DJ.
Assume the worst. Hope for the best.
"That's Allison, DJ."
Well, sure, I know that now.
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