Saturday, May 20, 2006

The people who live next door to the people who live across the street from us have apparently acquired a cockatoo.

I have never before wanted so badly for something to DIE.

9 comments:

jeremy said...

are you familiar with the term "cockatoo broiler"?

Spencer said...

*snort*

Jeremy Sheetz: Finding new and interesting ways to make people laugh.

Creativity Escapes Me said...

I don't even know what to say. Not a mean or violent bone in Spencer's body. Now he wants to kill a living creature.

I laughed, I cried, I read the blog again.

Laverna said...

I have to laugh. What got me the most was the "*snort*" -- just imagining Spencer snorting was enough to send me into convulsions of laughter. :D
Perhaps you should stuff asparagus up its nose.

Michelle 2021 said...

Or call it fat. Cockatoos are SOO self-conscious.

Yakko Warner said...

Now now, Creativity, he didn't say he wanted to kill the bird, just that he wanted it to die.

Spencer said...

That's Allison, DJ.

Creativity Escapes Me said...

Assume the worst. Hope for the best.

Yakko Warner said...

"That's Allison, DJ."

Well, sure, I know that now.