Look, I have no problem with beards. In fact, I will probably grow one, eventually. But when your facial hair starts growing just below your cheekbones, you may want to consider shaving the upper part of it. You see, when hair covers 80% of your face, you start looking less like Rugged Outdoors Man and more like Rugged Cro-Magnon Man.
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You finally broke up with Cro-Magnon woman, didn't you? Your grief takes an oddly bloggish form.
Bwahahahaha!
That's the form his grief is taking.
Boiled eggs perhaps would have been my choice...
Pop Pop Spencer gets a treat?
Michelle, was that even English?
Arrested Development. Live in the now.
Thank you, Captain Give Me Some Credit.
And Spencer, pick up the slack.
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