Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Public Service Announcement - To men with beards:

Look, I have no problem with beards. In fact, I will probably grow one, eventually. But when your facial hair starts growing just below your cheekbones, you may want to consider shaving the upper part of it. You see, when hair covers 80% of your face, you start looking less like Rugged Outdoors Man and more like Rugged Cro-Magnon Man.

Thank you for your attention. This concludes our Public Service Announcement.

7 comments:

Michelle 2021 said...

You finally broke up with Cro-Magnon woman, didn't you? Your grief takes an oddly bloggish form.

Spencer said...

Bwahahahaha!

Creativity Escapes Me said...

That's the form his grief is taking.

Michelle 2021 said...

Boiled eggs perhaps would have been my choice...
Pop Pop Spencer gets a treat?

Spencer said...

Michelle, was that even English?

Creativity Escapes Me said...

Arrested Development. Live in the now.

Michelle 2021 said...

Thank you, Captain Give Me Some Credit.
And Spencer, pick up the slack.