Look, I have no problem with beards. In fact, I will probably grow one, eventually. But when your facial hair starts growing just below your cheekbones, you may want to consider shaving the upper part of it. You see, when hair covers 80% of your face, you start looking less like Rugged Outdoors Man and more like Rugged Cro-Magnon Man.
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