Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades and a green 4 card from UNO.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.