Apparently, it's a bad day to need eggs in this neighborhood.
I was about to make some cookies to take to a family party today, but I suddenly noticed that I didn't have any eggs, when in fact I needed two. So I was like, AAH, NO EGGS!!, and went to my neighbor's house across the street to see if they had any eggs I could borrow, but they only had one. I stole that one and went down to the next house to see if THEY had any eggs, and THEY only had one egg as well! How crazy is that? Two eggs between three houses.