See, Allison texted me saying that her blog name was "creativity escapes me", but her myspace is called Two-Point Bonus, so I couldn't figure out what all this nonsense was. Turns out that not only is Michelle on blogspot, and not only is Allison on blogspot, but so are Jeremy and T.R.! We should form a choir cadre and take over the world, with singing so exquisite that when we threaten to stop unless people give us full world domination and/or governmental authority, they'll totally give it to us. And then we'll stop singing anyway, because hey, everyone has to sleep sometimes, and we'll be in charge of the world, so there's nothing they'll be able to do about it.
You see I've thought about this rather a lot.
The esoteric username will be explained to your satisfaction as soon as I get home from here in San Francisco, which should be sometime Sunday. A few cryptic hints: ghosts, sugar, heat waves, Henson, and honey roasted peanuts. Unfortunately, several of these hints have actually nothing to do at all with the choice of username, but you'll have to guess which ones those are, because I'm *so* not telling.
Anyway, I'm here because the bowl game was here on Thursday. It was pretty awesome. I'd say that we owned Georgia Tech, but half their team is black, so that sort of comment simply wouldn't be politic. Suffice it to say that their defense, supposedly 10th in the nation, apparently missed the flight, because Travis LaTendresse simply ran all over EVERYONE assigned to defend him.
Well, I guess I'm going to go drag the crappy freakin' matress off the crappier freakin' sofa bed and put it on the floor and sleep and enjoy my back hurting as a result thereof tomorrow morning. This sofa bed is pretty much the crappiest piece of crap that was ever crapped out of a crap.
Farewell, and may the fish not eat your brains,
Spencer
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I'd say tophatrabbit is more of an enigmatic username than a esoteric one, unless you're thinking of the esoteric group of 1. But I'm all for ruling the world - working together we can rid the world of crappy mattress pads!
Esoteric: a. Intended for or understood by only a particular group: an esoteric cult
b. Of or relating to that which is known by a restricted number of people.
[Greek esterikos, from ester, comparative of es, within. See en in Indo-European Roots.]
For those of us keeping track at home.
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